Rant: Bootleggin
<A short while after the events above…>
Barry: That’s what you get for basing what you think of Earth’s law enforcement from what you see on TV.
Rod: But the shows seem so accurate about life on this planet, I thought they were correct about that.
Barry: There you go with the “historical records” bit again?
Rod: No, not that. But you see guys like Barney Fife….
Barry: Who I don’t think will ever get to fire that bullet he carries.
Rod: Roscoe P. Coltrane….
Barry: Couldn’t find the jail without Boss Hogg…
Rod: All of the guys on Barney Miller…..
Barry: Rod, that was a comedy. Do you think real police are like that?
Rod: How about Sheriff Carter on Eureka?
Barry: He’s a good cop. His problem is that he’s surrounded by all the eggheads!
Rod: How about the one we saw the other day…..Sheriff Lobo.
Barry: If he couldn’t catch BJ, he’s not as smart as Bear was.
Rod: Then there’s the tower of justice in the movies, in fact, that’s his name.
Barry: You don’t mean…..
Rod: That’s right…..Buford T. Justice.
Barry: He was a character in the movie played by a comedian named Jackie Gleason. All of these guys were characters in TV shows. They aren’t real.
Rod: Oh.
Barry: Well, we can be thankful for one thing…at least the one real guy on TV wasn’t at our door.
Rod: Who do you mean?
Barry: Dog the Bounty Hunter
Rod: SSSHHHH! That’s the guy the FBI guy said he’d send after us if we downloaded another movie.
Barry: By the way, what was the name of that FBI agent?
Rod: I think he said his name was Booth.
Barry: No Bones about it….they are good.