Rant: Ginger
Barry: Wait a minute…..let’s back up and take another look at this from the beginning.
Rod: Mind if I keep looking for the island while we talk?
Barry: Be my guest….now, we are looking for the island with two hot girls. Were they alone?
Rod: No, they are there with five other people.
Barry: Okay, tell me about them.
Rod: Well, of course there is the Captain of the ship who is leading them.
Barry: He must be a fantastic captain to get his ship and crew to the island after that storm.
Rod: That he is.
Barry: Okay, who else?
Rod: There is a older couple. The husband is called a millionaire. Our database says that means he has lots of money.
Barry: Okay, rescuing a rich guy on an island would be advantageous to us as he could help us with our expenses.
Rod: Well, I’m mostly after the two hot girls, but that is also a good reason.
Barry: Okay, who’s next?
Rod: The next person is called the Professor. There is a lot of confusion about this person. They have not given his name. Also no one is sure if he is a college professor or a high school science teacher.
Barry: That’s nothing new for the news media on this rock.
Rod: True.
Barry: You haven’t said anything about the hot girls!
Rod: Well, the first one is a movie actress, although I can’t remember her in any movies that we’ve watched.
Barry: Okay, what about the second one?
Rod: Don’t know much about her. She was a girl from a farm in the middle part of the country called the United States.
Barry: This sounds familiar, but something is missing…..wait a minute, tell me about the last person.
Rod: The last person is a very strange fellow. He is the first mate of the ship that they were all on. Reports are he is a rather clumsy fellow, who is always getting into trouble.
Barry: WAIT A MINUTE…….the first mate, the captain or skipper, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor and………………ROD!!! YOU ARE DOING IT AGAIN!
Rod: Not this time….I’ve got my facts right.
Barry: Yeah…the facts regarding a TV show called Gilligan’s Island! How did you receive the distress call?
Rod: I got it off the TV……..
Barry: If you say historical documentary, I’ll throw you out of this ship!
Rod: It wasn’t one of those……..It was a live transmission from the island.
Barry: Why me?!?!?!?!