Rant – Mouseketeer
Rod: Mouseketeer eh? I guess that explains the ears.
Barry: That is my headpiece. It helps me be one with the Mouse.
Rod: Better be careful that you don’t become one with a mousetrap.
Barry: Oh, unlearned one you do not understand.
Rod: What’s to understand? You are running around with a kid’s toy hat on!
Barry: Ah, but it’s not just a kid’s hat. It shows that I have placed myself under subjection to the future ruler of the Earth.
Rod: The future ruler…….Barry, you are talking about a cartoon character!
Barry: Ah, but that is simply an indoctrination method to spread the word.
Rod: The word of what?
Barry: The word of the Mouse who will control the Earth.
Rod: How will he control the Earth?
Barry: Well, we have first taken over several of the major entertainment networks.
Rod: Well, I have to give you that one.
Barry: And now we have obtained the services of the greatest army ever known.
Rod: And who is that……Donald Duck yelling at people, or Goofy falling all over them?
Barry: It is…..
Rod: Oh wait, it’s Chip and Dale doing their Rescue Rangers bit to take over the world?
Barry: It is…..
Rod: I know….Roger Rabbit is going to cause everyone to be as silly as he is.
Barry: Rod, we have taken over Marvel.
Rod: They have WHAT????
Barry: The Mouse now owns Marvel. We now have the Avengers, X-Men, and even Wolverine under our control.
Rod: Barry, you say the Mouse is going to rule this Earth.
Barry: Yes, my young Padawan.
Rod: Don’t get the genres mixed up.
Barry: Sorry
Rod: Have you considered what SHE will say to this news?
Barry: Why don’t you ask her?
Rod: I will! <reaches over and activates the communicator>
<We see the Supreme Overlord blankly staring into a viewing screen>
Supreme Overlord: Meeska Mooska Mouseketeer!