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Rant – Beavis and Butthead


<Rod flips the channel>

Barry: Hey, leave it there for a minute.

Rod: Why? It’s just an episode of Star Trek that you’ve seen before.

Barry: I know, but I want to show you something. These two characters are more entertaining that Beavis & Butthead.

Rod: Sitting and watching an old spacecraft rust is more entertaining than them.

Barry: Yeah, but watch Spock and McCoy….they would make a perfect comedy team.

Rod: Well, McCoy always gets some good laughs.

Barry: And Spock would be the best straight man in the business.

Rod: You are right about that….let’s check another channel.

<Rod hits the channel button again>

Barry: Now here is another show that seems funny, but it’s like Beavis and Butthead. The characters are all sitting around that bar.

Rod: But at least they seem to be intelligent lifeforms.

Barry: I always like the guy who is the psychiatrist.

Rod: I do too…..he certainly is an intelligent lifeform

Barry: Well, all of folks at that bar have to be.

Rod: Why do you say that?

Barry: Well, the show says that everybody knows your name. You have to have an incredible memory to remember everyone’s name in the world.

Rod: I think it’s time to change channels again.

Barry: Ok

<One more time Rod hit the channel button>

Barry: Now there is a great comedy team.

Rod: Yes they are, but I never understand this routine they are doing

<Voice from the TV> “There’s Who’s on First, What’s on Second, I Don’t Know is on Third…”

Barry: You don’t understand it?

Rod: Yeah. Right at the beginning, he doesn’t tell Costello the name of the guy on First.

Barry: Who?

Rod: The guy on First.

Barry: Who is on First!

Rod: See what I mean… never get any answers.


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