Rant – The Brady Bunch
Rod: How did you confuse Children of the Corn and the Brady Bunch?
Barry: Very easily! Both bunches of kids seem so mindless!
Rod: How is that?
Barry: They worry about the most useless things!
Rod: Like what?
Barry: Like clubs, games, dating, and stuff like that.
Rod: But how can you compare that to what happen in Children of the Corn?
Barry: Because sometimes I expect the Brady boys and girls to attack each other.
Rod: Okay, I’ll give you that one. But they don’t kill anybody.
Barry: Only with boredom sometimes, and when they do their music episodes.
Rod: Oh, you mean their wannabe Partridge Family shows?
Barry: Yeah! Talk about cloning shows!
Rod: Back to the useless things discussion. You have to remember that the show was on in the early 1970’s.
Barry: Your point is?
Rod: Earth was very different back then.
Barry: You mean that show is that OLD?
Rod: Yes it is.
Barry: That explains it. I was trying to figure out who some of their guest stars were as I’d never heard of them.
Rod: Some were never heard from again.
Barry: Since this was filmed in the 1970’s does that make it a historical……
Rod: I’ll lock you in your room if you say historical documentary.
Barry: I wasn’t going to say that…. I was asking if it was a historical icon?
Rod: No, it was a hysterical icon, as you laugh in hysterics when you think that it was a hit.