Rant – Deal or No Deal
Barry: Don’t you get it? The object of the game is to get the money!
Rod: Who cares about the money? Look at those models!!!
Barry: I know the models are beautiful, but look at all the money they are giving away!
Rod: Barry, you are the one, along with everyone else, who doesn’t get it!
Barry: Okay, I’ll bite. What am I not getting?
Rod: Look, if there was a Deal or No Deal on our planet and you won the million, what would happen?
Barry: That’s easy….about half of it vanishes in taxes.
Rod: Exactly! And I’ll bet that is what happens to the winnings on this rock also!
Barry: Okay I give you that one, but you still have what is left.
Rod: Barry, are you even alive? Money you can get anywhere, but where else can you get 26 beautiful models?
Barry: At a fashion show?
Rod: And you think I need help sometimes!
Barry: Okay, which one is your favorite?
Rod: All of them
Barry: Come on, Rod! You have to have one that really catches your eye.
Rod: Well…………
Barry: Come on, out with it!
Rod: I like the one with the short, curly blond hair! When she is on the screen, the TV is smoking.
Barry: Along with the smoke coming out of your ears!
Rod: Okay, turn around is fair play. Which one do you like best?
Barry: That’s easy! Number 13.
Rod: BARRY! 13 is a very unlucky number!
Barry: Well, the last show, she’s the one that had the million!
Rod: Hmmm…….13 is unlucky……..no one picks it because of that…….the money gets put there……….We have discovered a conspiracy!
Barry: You’ve been watching Jesse Ventura too much! Besides, they put it in different cases all the time.
Rod: Darn! I thought I had something to contact him about. Oh well……
<A buzzer sounds and the Supreme Overlord appears on the screen>
Supreme Overlord: I’ve got a deal to offer you two lazy silverbricks! Get off that couch and get back to work or you’ll see no income from me for a very long time! Deal or no deal?