Rant – Illegal Cable
Barry: It’s because we are not in Arizona.
Rod: True.
Barry: But we are in trouble it seems.
<BAM! BAM! BAM!>
Barry: Maybe they’ll give up and go away
Rod: Fat chance of that.
Barry: Man, they are going to break the door down. Help me think of something.
Rod: Help you? I ought to gift wrap you to the FBI!
Barry: Why would the FBI come after cable theft? I thought they went after DVD pirates.
Rod: Too late to worry about that!
<BAM! BAM! BAM!>
Barry: They’re going to send me to the Big House!
Rod: How did you fix the box?
Barry: With this! <holding up a familiar silver device.>
Rod: A sonic screwdriver????
Barry: How do you think I opened it?
<BAM! BAM! BAM!>
Rod: Not like the way they are about to open the door!
Barry: What do we do?
Rod: Give me that thing!
<Rod grabs the device, aims it at the cable box, and hits the button. Sound erupts and the box returns to the way it should be.>
Rod: There! Don’t alter it again!
Barry: Okay…let’s let them in.
<Barry opens the door, and the FBI are standing there, with a familiar gentleman, wearing a bow tie.>
Familiar Gentleman: I’ll take that <taking sonic screwdriver from Barry and then turns to FBI agent.> and thank you lads for your help.
Barry: Since when does The Doctor make house calls?
Rod: Better him than House!