Rant – Kevin Pareira
Rod: That’s it. Pareira is the evil one!
Barry: He wants Olivia for himself!
Rod: That’s right! He shields her from her worshiping public!
Barry: Hides her mail from her!
Rod: We have to find a way to get past him!
Barry: This is going to be a tough mission.
Rod: It’s going to take skill…
Barry: talent….
Rod: courage….
Barry: guts…
Rod: brains……
Barry: Well, four out of five isn’t bad.
Rod: We will find a way past Darth Pareira and rescue Princess Olivia from his evil clutches!
Barry: The Force will be strong with us.
Rod: We will………WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Barry: What?
Rod: What did you say a few minutes ago?
Barry: Ah….what do you mean?
Rod: You said something a minute ago about a photo and Speedos.
Barry: Yeah I did. <takes a step back from Rod>
Rod: You said you sent a photo of……PLEASE tell me you didn’t send that one photo!
Barry: Which one do you mean?
Rod: The one with me wearing that Speedo you got me that was too small and made me look huge!
Barry: Do we have any other photos of us in them? Rod….why are you looking at me that way?
Rod: Do you know that old Earth ballad, “By The Time I Get To Phoenix”?
Barry: Yeah…..<takes off running>
Rod: <chasing Barry> By the time I get to Phoenix, you had better be in the Pacific Ocean, swimming for your life!