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Rant – Let’s Take A Call

Supreme Overlord: In your cases, the Supreme Judge, Jury, and Executioner!

Rod: ah……ah…….ah……

Barry: (whispers to Rod) What do we do now?

Rod: (whispering) Think fast and talk faster!

Barry: Your Supremeness, to what do we owe this pleasure?

Supreme Overlord: Oh, it will be MY pleasure when I deal with you two idiots personally!

Barry: (whispering) I TOLD you we were going to get in trouble.

Rod: (whispering) But you said it would be with the planet’s authorities, not HER!

Barry: (whispering) No, I said we’d get in trouble, period. You are the one that didn’t think she’d find out.

Rod: (whispering) I know, I know, I KNOW!

Barry: But your Supreme Greatness! We are spreading the word of your majesty!

Supreme Overlord: Who do you think you are talking to? I know what you two are doing and WHY!

Barry: But Your Greatness…….

Supreme Overlord: Don’t “Your Greatness” me, pipsqueak! You are both doing this over your crush on an Earth woman………..AN EARTH WOMAN!!!

Rod: (whispering) We are so DEAD!

Barry: (whispering) And what was your first clue?

Rod: Cut the feed!

Show Producer: We can’t. Something has taken over the system.

Rod: (whispering) Now what?

Barry: (whispering) I’ve got it! I remember what humans do when things like this happen on live television.

Rod: (whispering) I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

<Continued in Tuesday’s strip>

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