Rant: The Pursuit
Rod: That’s right! We must continue our Trek to get that toy, just like the crew of the Enterprise continues their mission.
Barry: Rod, it’s just a toy, it’s not our lives.
Rod: Well, we wouldn’t be in this mess if you had not given the Supreme Overlord ours!
Barry: Look, if you want to tell her you want it back, be my guest. I’ll make sure whatever is left of you is sent to your next of kin.
Rod: UGH! Good point.
Barry: There has got to be a better way to get that one toy.
Rod: Wait a minute! See that kid over there? He’s got it!
Barry: Let’s go and see if we can get it from him.
Rod: Okay, you distract him and I’ll grab it.
Barry: We’re not going to steal it.
Rod: Okay, I’ll stun him and then you grab it.
Barry: Rod, I said we will not steal it from a kid!
Rod: Okay, then what do we do?
Barry: We will try to barter it from him. Watch and learn.
Rod: Okay
<The boys walk up to the kid>
Kid: Alright! We’ve been invaded!!! COOL!
Barry: Greetings young human. We have come to your planet to get samples of toys for our children on our home world.
Kid: <grabs toy> Don’t even think about it. It’s mine and I’m keeping it.
Barry: But I’m willing to trade with you for it.
Kid: What have you got?
Barry: I’ve got five of this toy…..
Kid: No chance. My mom said if I brought one more of that one home, I’d be grounded for a week!
Barry: I’ve got a couple of Spock glasses………
Kid: No way! I’m selling sets of the glasses on eBay right now.
Rod: How about give me the toy and I won’t zap you.
Kid: EEEYAH!
<About ten minutes later, Rod wakes up, laying on the ground with Barry standing over him>
Rod: What happened?
Barry: Well, you made a big mistake.
Rod: What was that?
Barry: Trying to strong arm a young martial artist.