Rant: Wii
Rod: You’re going down, dude
Barry: That will be the day.
Rod: Whatcha gonna do when Rodamania runs all over you?
Barry: Can you smell what the Barry is cooking?
Rod: I am so going to smash you.
Barry: Not before I give you a nap!
Rod: Get up from that one!
Barry: Get up close and personal with the steel cage!
Rod: If there was a real ring nearby, we’d really settle this.
Barry: Only after you figured out how to get into it.
<The screen changes to the Supreme Overlord>
Supreme Overlord: IS THIS WHY I SENT YOU TO THAT ROCK?????
Rod: No, your supremeness. We were simply settling a dispute as humans do, in a wrestling ring.
Supreme Overlord: You mean that junk that you two send me each week as so called Earth war games?
Barry: Yes, your mightiness. That is so you can study their methods of combat.
Supreme Overlord: Why do my intelligence operatives have to have no intelligence of their own??? You two meatheads, that stuff is called Pro Wrestling and it is not real!
Rod: But your greatness, the blood, the screaming, the Divas…..
Supreme Overlord: It is all an act! They do their best not to really hurt each other.
Barry: But what about when Batista got hurt and they showed film clips of his surgery?
Supreme Overlord: Sometimes they goof up and get hurt.
Rod: I’m in shock!
Barry: Not as much as I am.
Rod: Maybe this explains why it is on the SciFi Channel…..all fiction.
Barry: It must be. Boy, do I feel dumb.
Rod: Me too.
Supreme Overlord: Now that the childishness is done, will you two GET BACK TO WORK?
<Screen returned to Wii.>
Rod: Okay, now let’s play Wii Basketball.
Barry: No, now let’s play Wii Hockey.
Rod: Okay, since wrestling isn’t real, we’ll really settle it like men.
Barry: Bring it on!
<The screen changes to Wii Mixed Martial Arts>