Rant: Smurf
Barry: There you go again!
Rod: Hmmm……..I wonder where you can get one of those costumes, whatever Smurfs are.
Barry: ROD!
Rod: You say something?
Barry: Yeah! I said there you go again!!!
Rod: Hey, I’ve always liked females and human ones are so HOT!
Barry: But do you have to go chasing after every one of them?
Rod: Let me think about that….YES!
Barry: Sometimes I think you are hopeless.
Rod: Hey, you’ve got no room to talk. Who wanted to take Chase Masterson home instead of just an autograph?
Barry: <very dreamily> Chaaaassseeeee!
Rod: Now who is going again?
Barry: What did you say?
Rod: Never mind.
Barry: The only way she’d be into you being blue is if you were Dr. Manhattan from Watchman.
Rod: I’m sorry, but I can’t help myself. There are so many beautiful women in very hot outfits!
Barry: Yeah, like all of those who dressed like Seven of Nine?
Rod: I never loved white and silver spandex so much.
Barry: There are so many different kinds of costumes this year.
Rod: Check out that one!
<A man in a long lab coat with white hair going in all directions comes up to the boys.>
Man: Great Scott! I knew it! <Man rushes off.>
Barry: What was he? A Doc of some kind?
Rod: I don’t know. Maybe he is what they call a Browncoat.
Barry: Well, let’s get going. We are going to that party at the Body English tonight.
Rod: What’s going on there?
Barry: Something called a Roddenberry party.
Rod: What’s a Roddenberry?
Barry: I don’t know but it should be a great party.
Rod: Why do you say that?
Barry: Because I hear that there will be a Orion slave girl there dancing in a bikini.
Rod: SEE YA! < He takes off like a shot.>
Barry: That poor girl. It must not be easy being green.