Rant – Disney and Marvel
Rod: Yea, these combinations are lame. I was hoping that they would come up with some cool costumes.
Barry: I know a good combination!
Rod: What?
Barry: Mouse ears on Wolverine!
Rod: NO! That would be the worst.
Barry: Ok, so which Disney character would be good combined with Wolverine?
Rod: Hrm…I don’t know…maybe Captain Jack Sparrow?
Barry: Why him?
Rod: Well, they both have attitude, and I can really see Captain Jack chomping on a cigar and popping open a brew.
Barry: That would be funny. Would that make Elizabeth Swann Jean Grey?
Rod: Can you imagine how she could use her mental powers on the pirates?
Barry: Yea, and think what she could do to Captain Jack!
Rod: That’s scary. Well, I guess Will Turner would be Cyclops.
Barry: Cool! He could use his optic blasts to fight the undead pirates.
Rod: You know, they could remake lots of Disney movies with Marvel characters.
Barry: Ohhhh…I bet we could come up with some good suggestions for them. Like Snow White and the Seven Avengers.
Rod: What about Cinderella, with Peter Parker as Prince Charming with a secret identity. With his “great responsibility” he’d have to save her from her family.
Barry: Or Finding Namor!
Rod: Somehow, I can’t picture Namor singing and dancing.
Barry: Good point.
Rod: But, this gives me a great crossover costume idea. Beauty and the Beast! We dress up as Belle and Hank McCoy.
Barry: But I don’t look good in blue fur.
Rod: Yea, but I do!
Barry: Augh!