Barry: It’s because we are not in Arizona. Rod: True. Barry: But we are in trouble it seems. <BAM! BAM! BAM!> Barry: Maybe they’ll give up and go away Rod: Fat chance of that. Barry: Man, they are going to break the door down. Help me think of something. Rod: Help you? I ought to […]

Rod: Hey, I was up for one too! Barry: Now, we’ll be lucky if we are up for freedom in a month!!! Rod: I can’t believe she didn’t go for my idea. Barry: We’re lucky that she didn’t get madder! Remember years ago, when someone told her she should be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader? Rod: […]

<After a few moments, Rod slams down the phone> Rod: What a ripoff! Barry: What do you mean? Rod: All there are on there is a bunch of guys hunting for chicks and no women on! Barry: You get what you pay for! Rod: Don’t rub it in! Barry: Rod, you have to remember that […]

Barry: What did you expect? To them, you are a nutcase in a costume. Rod: But after seeing all of the docs and nurses on TV, I was sure this would end my losing streak. Barry: There isn’t a coach in the universe that could help you break that. Rod: Why don’t you fix me […]