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Rant: Valentine’s Desperation

Rod: I don’t get it. That line always worked in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie! Barry: You don’t have two heads, a party whistle, and are partially crazy. Rod: Besides the line, it’s Valentine’s Day. Women are supposed to be desperate. Barry: Maybe desperation has its limits and you exceed them. Rod: As […]


Rant: The Art of Dating

Rod: What do you mean desperate? Barry: Just what I said. Any babe who would go out with you must be desperate! Rod: Why would you say that? I have the smile of Errol Flynn, the moves of Gary Grant, and the body of… Barry: The body of a Gold’s Gym reject! Rod: You’re a […]


Rant: I Brake For Dogs

Barry: That’s the reason why. Remember, I’ve seen that contraption he calls a ride. Rod: Hey, be careful! That’s my uncle you’re talking about. Barry: Yeah, your uncle with the “I brake for dog stars” sticker on his bumper. Rod: Can he help it if he appreciates space wildlife? Barry: And what about the dancing […]


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