NSA Command: What is your situation, Agent 43? Agent 43: We have two aliens on a major cable network, revealing themselves to the world! NSA Command: Which network? Agent 43: G4 NSA Command: 43, haven’t we told you to quit calling every time a couple of nut cases dressed like aliens turn up on that […]

Barry: What does it matter? She’s broken my heart! <sniffing> Rod: Get a grip, Barry. We must have made some impression with her! Barry: How can you say that? Rod: Periera telling us what he did about painting himself green. He is simply trying to discourage us! Barry: He didn’t have to! <crying> Rod: Barry, […]

Rod: That was a close one. Barry: What do you mean? Rod: I thought you were going to say that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Barry: I can’t say that…. Rod: Thank goodness! Barry: …..because it wasn’t last night, but a few weeks ago. Rod: Now, what do you know about […]

Barry: And I told you that we need to wear something else! Rod: What I don’t get is why she totally freaked out. Barry: Yeah! <Yelling at the fleeing lady> Haven’t you ever seen “Avatar”? Rod: Apparently not…she’s still running. Barry: Yeah, blue hair and all! Rod: Speaking of clothes, did you remember to NOT […]

Rod: I thought she could take a joke. Barry: Like she did the time before this, and the time before that, and the time…. Rod: I get the picture! Barry: So help me, I’m going to get an Earth canine silencing device to shut your mouth! Rod: You mean one of those zapper things that […]

Rod: That’s it. Pareira is the evil one! Barry: He wants Olivia for himself! Rod: That’s right! He shields her from her worshiping public! Barry: Hides her mail from her! Rod: We have to find a way to get past him! Barry: This is going to be a tough mission. Rod: It’s going to take […]