Barry: Has your logic center totally failed? Rod: What do you mean by that crack? Barry: That book is legendary! Rod: Yeah…a legendary joke! This doesn’t help you travel the galaxy. Barry: Whoever said it did? It is an amazing story! Rod: Okay, give me the short, short version without ruining the ending for me. […]

Barry: Why are you such a killjoy? Rod: What do you mean? Barry: Just because you can’t use your underwater tank you built for the dive, you have to just give up? Rod: Have you forgotten what over exposure to water does to our bodies? Barry: That is why you wear a scuba suit. It […]

Barry: Maybe we should have not bought all of that stuff!!! Rod: Hey, you were the one who wanted the recliner. Barry: Me? What about you and the Susan Lucci Cosmetics. They are for human females! Rod: It thought I could use them for Halloween this year and be the Joker. Barry: Wrong kind of […]

Rod: I don’t care if it is a bottle of Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, or Dawn Dishwashing liquid, I want to see a genie pop out. Barry: Rod, we’ve had this discussion over and over……most of what you see on television is not real. Rod: That can’t be right. What about all of those reality […]