Rod: You’re going down, dude Barry: That will be the day. Rod: Whatcha gonna do when Rodamania runs all over you? Barry: Can you smell what the Barry is cooking? Rod: I am so going to smash you. Barry: Not before I give you a nap! Rod: Get up from that one! Barry: Get up […]

  Rod: What, you mean the government on this planet WANTS to confuse everyone and get people to do contradictory things? Barry: Well, the first problem with your question is that there are a lot more than just one government on this planet, and they don’t all get along with each other. Rod: That’s just […]

  Rod: That’s right! We must continue our Trek to get that toy, just like the crew of the Enterprise continues their mission. Barry: Rod, it’s just a toy, it’s not our lives. Rod: Well, we wouldn’t be in this mess if you had not given the Supreme Overlord ours! Barry: Look, if you want […]

    Barry: Come on! You can walk off all of that on the way there! Rod: But I got the last of their toys! Barry: There’s another Burger King across town. We can get the rest of the toys there! Rod: I forgot to tell you about the Star Trek glasses. Barry: See, another […]

    Rod: What I don’t understand is why humans have seats so close to an IMAX screen. Barry: That’s simple, more seats means more tickets you can sell. Rod: But if it leaves your neck like this, what good is it? They should take the rows in front and put them in the back. […]

Rod: I’m not so sure. For every human that are not so great specimens, you can find one that is the exact opposite. Barry: Okay, go for it. Rod: Well, you’ve named three, so I’m going to name three right up front. How about Christopher Reeve, who worked to raise money to find a way […]

Rod: You know, this is an interesting flavor. Kinda fruity, but there’s something else I can’t identify. Barry: That would be dirt. I can’t believe you took that off the floor and put it in your mouth. Aren’t you worried about germs and stuff? Rod: Nah. It’s all part of learning about the Earth. Barry: […]

Rod: Ok, genius…what makes something a romance language? Barry: The words have to have a flow to them. They have to sound like a beautiful flower. Rod: How can words sound like a flower? You’re talking nonsense. Barry: No, you were talking nonsense to that woman when you tried to woo her with binary. Rod: […]

      <A bit later, Barry arrives at Rod’s tent.> Barry: I should have known. Rod: Hey, I’m just trying to make sure I get in the first show. Barry: But over a week before it opens? I know it’s the big movie for the summer, but aren’t you going too far? <Rod and […]