Barry: And why do you say it’s baloney? Rod: Come on, Barry. You’ve got to be kidding me, right? Barry: No, I’m dead serious. Why do you think it’s baloney? Rod: Because no human on this rock has any of the powers needed to know if everyone is naughty or nice. It would take […]

  Barry: You know, you really get into Earth customs. Rod: Why, thank you, Rod. Barry: But you keep going overboard when you do! Rod: Why do you say that? Barry: These costumes! Look on the TV. You don’t see folks dressing up for their feast with their family! Rod: You saw the Earth kids […]

  Rod: How did you confuse Children of the Corn and the Brady Bunch? Barry: Very easily! Both bunches of kids seem so mindless! Rod: How is that? Barry: They worry about the most useless things! Rod: Like what? Barry: Like clubs, games, dating, and stuff like that. Rod: But how can you compare that […]

  <Rod flips the channel> Barry: Hey, leave it there for a minute. Rod: Why? It’s just an episode of Star Trek that you’ve seen before. Barry: I know, but I want to show you something. These two characters are more entertaining that Beavis & Butthead. Rod: Sitting and watching an old spacecraft rust is […]

Rod: How many times do I have to tell you…heirlooms can’t be shared! Barry: I think you’re lying. You’re just being mean. How did you get them anyway? I thought you had to be max level to get those? Rod: I have a maxed out character. Now, shut up and quit being a noob. Barry: […]

  Rod: Yea, these combinations are lame. I was hoping that they would come up with some cool costumes. Barry: I know a good combination! Rod: What? Barry: Mouse ears on Wolverine! Rod: NO! That would be the worst. Barry: Ok, so which Disney character would be good combined with Wolverine? Rod: Hrm…I don’t know…maybe […]

  Rod: Wait…what’s wrong…didn’t like my choice? Barry: What good would it do to change into Britney Spears? Rod: She’s hot! Better looking than Jayna anyway. Barry: What good does that do in a fight? Rod: Well…uh…wait, what about water? What good does that do? Barry: Water is very handy in a fight. I could […]

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  Barry: Why not blast the thing? Rod: Barry, your urges to use violence on objects perplexes me. Barry: My urge for protecting myself you mean. Rod: Deflectors at maximum, the meteor will will be redirected now. Barry: WILL YOU STOP WITH THE ACCENT!!! Rod: Fine, but it is illogical for you to shout at […]