Rod: Wait…let’s look at this logically. Barry: Hey, just because you are sporting The Spock right now does not mean you can really USE logic! Rod: Anyway…I have an idea. First, look at yourself. That’s a female hair style. Barry: So? I’ve seen lots of guys with long, flowing hair. Rod: Yea, but have you […]

    Rod: Now, why insult me? Barry: Because anyone who is fooled by Bugs’ disguise is as blind as the proverbial Talosian Bat! Rod: But Bugs works on it so well, the talk, the walk….. Barry: The fur so thick it need combing…. Rod: But Bugs is a fast talker! When he gets going, […]

Rod: Or could it be solar flares? Barry: Let me see those listings……………..ROD!!! You did it again! Rod: What do you mean? Barry: Those are not documentaries, they are what humans call soap operas! Rod: Soap operas? I didn’t see any soap on them. Barry: How literal minded can you get??? They are called that […]

Rod: There you go again, making me sound like a coward. Barry: I didn’t say that. I said you are afraid of scary aliens and monsters. Rod: Okay, name me a few and I’ll tell you if I am scared of not. Barry: Okay…….Frankenstein. Rod: Naw….he was too fake and had too many used parts. […]

      Barry: Look in a mirror! Rod: Yipes! I must have done something wrong. Barry: Well, from the excitement of making that mask, you must have loved Watchmen. Rod: I certainly did. I thought it was a great movie. Barry: Well, that makes one of us. I didn’t like it that well. Rod: […]

      Rod: May I remind you that you aren’t exactly a hairy being yourself. Barry: But you don’t have what the Doctor had Rod: Manhattan wasn’t a hairy earth ape either. Barry: You’re ignoring me. Rod: Which isn’t hard to do Barry: Ignore me all you want, you are missing a certain thing […]

Rod: Well, at least I have a hair on my head, baldy. Barry: Hey, there are only few perfect heads. The rest have hair. Rod: Your head perfect? No chance. It’s my distinct hair that makes the babes love me. Barry: And the rest of you that has them running in terror. Rod: I tell […]

Rod: Barry, that movie appears to have serious errors in continuity. Barry: Why do you say that? Rod: All of the white panels and walls, not to mention that the equipment is far advanced of what we see in the original series. How can you explain going from this new Enterprise to the one in […]

Barry: But Rod, you need to remember that this is a major step for humans. Rod: It was a major step for humans to figure out how to bang the rocks together to get fire! Barry: But Rod, this change will benefit all of mankind Rod: How so? Barry: Because now there will be more […]

Supreme Overlord: Before we talk about that thing you call a float, let’s get back to the substance in their liquids. START TALKING! Barry: It is very weird. It’s a very strange liquid that sometimes has a small earth lifeform at the bottom of the bottle. The humans call it tequila. Rod: The humans even […]