Rod: Romantic?? Are you out of your mind???? Barry: I think it is very romantic. Rod: There wasn’t a romantic letter in that entire note! Barry: Yes there was and it got me right here! <points to heart> Rod: Did you listen to the note I read to you? Barry: Yes I did. Rod: Did […]

Barry: Gets you right there? I should get you something for between your ears….a BRAIN! Rod: Why do you say that? Barry: You think she stole your wallet and you are sending her a Valentine? That for starters! Rod: But you don’t understand….I’m trying to use Earth Psychology on her. Barry: How do you figure […]

  Rod: Maybe we are doing something wrong. Barry: That’s possible. Let’s run down the checklist. Rod: Okay. Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Brats…. Barry: Check, check, double check. Rod: Fire is at the proper temperature…. Barry: Verified. Rod: Meat is not being burnt? Barry: Confirmed. Rod: Okay, I’m totally stumped. Barry: I have an idea. The […]

  Barry: Don’t you get it? The object of the game is to get the money! Rod: Who cares about the money? Look at those models!!! Barry: I know the models are beautiful, but look at all the money they are giving away! Rod: Barry, you are the one, along with everyone else, who doesn’t […]

  Rod: What do you mean by that remark? Barry: Because that is how you look, besides ridiculous! All you need is a Borg implant to look almost like the real thing. Rod: Ridiculous???? Barry: Yeah! No body on this rock wears earbud and a bluetooth at the same time! There isn’t room in their […]

  <A very ill Rod returns in a little while> Barry: Did that help? Rod: Just a little bit, but not much. Barry: I thought after last month’s problem, you had learned your lesson. Rod: Don’t remind me! Barry: You ate all those carrots because of something Bugs Bunny said. Are you EVER going to […]

  Barry: So you would be hard to get? Rod: Of course! Make them work for an answer!! Barry: You’re not hard to get. Rod: What do you mean by that crack? Barry: All it takes is a female just appearing like she’s interested and you are beside her at warp speed! Rod: Am not! […]

Barry: If he did, I’d sure use them! Rod: I would too. Some of these kids have been awful. Barry: No, they’ve been dreadful. Rod: No, they’ve been insane. Barry: No, they’ve been a howling mob! Rod: What really gets me are the parents who take the littlest ones to see Santa, knowing they will […]

  Rod: You keep up this doubting and unbelief and Santa will pass us over! Barry: What do you mean by that? Rod: You apparently didn’t do enough research. Santa only gives gifts to good boys and girls who believe in him. Barry: I didn’t say I didn’t believe in him…. Rod: But you compared […]

  Barry: And why do you say it’s baloney? Rod: Come on, Barry. You’ve got to be kidding me, right? Barry: No, I’m dead serious. Why do you think it’s baloney? Rod: Because no human on this rock has any of the powers needed to know if everyone is naughty or nice. It would take […]