Barry: You know, you really get into Earth customs. Rod: Why, thank you, Rod. Barry: But you keep going overboard when you do! Rod: Why do you say that? Barry: These costumes! Look on the TV. You don’t see folks dressing up for their feast with their family! Rod: You saw the Earth kids […]

  Rod: How did you confuse Children of the Corn and the Brady Bunch? Barry: Very easily! Both bunches of kids seem so mindless! Rod: How is that? Barry: They worry about the most useless things! Rod: Like what? Barry: Like clubs, games, dating, and stuff like that. Rod: But how can you compare that […]

  <Rod flips the channel> Barry: Hey, leave it there for a minute. Rod: Why? It’s just an episode of Star Trek that you’ve seen before. Barry: I know, but I want to show you something. These two characters are more entertaining that Beavis & Butthead. Rod: Sitting and watching an old spacecraft rust is […]

Rod: How many times do I have to tell you…heirlooms can’t be shared! Barry: I think you’re lying. You’re just being mean. How did you get them anyway? I thought you had to be max level to get those? Rod: I have a maxed out character. Now, shut up and quit being a noob. Barry: […]

  Rod: Yea, these combinations are lame. I was hoping that they would come up with some cool costumes. Barry: I know a good combination! Rod: What? Barry: Mouse ears on Wolverine! Rod: NO! That would be the worst. Barry: Ok, so which Disney character would be good combined with Wolverine? Rod: Hrm…I don’t know…maybe […]

  Rod: Wait…what’s wrong…didn’t like my choice? Barry: What good would it do to change into Britney Spears? Rod: She’s hot! Better looking than Jayna anyway. Barry: What good does that do in a fight? Rod: Well…uh…wait, what about water? What good does that do? Barry: Water is very handy in a fight. I could […]

  Barry: Why not blast the thing? Rod: Barry, your urges to use violence on objects perplexes me. Barry: My urge for protecting myself you mean. Rod: Deflectors at maximum, the meteor will will be redirected now. Barry: WILL YOU STOP WITH THE ACCENT!!! Rod: Fine, but it is illogical for you to shout at […]

  Rod: And what is wrong with rewriting things? Barry: Apparently nothing. Humans seem to be doing it all the time. Rod: I know. It seems like all we are getting at the movies and TV are rewrites and retreads. Barry: What do you mean a retread? Rod: A retread is an old TV show […]

  Barry: Rod, you couldn’t have used it anyway, as they wanted old Earth cars, not spaceships. Rod: Hey, it says Cash for Clunkers, and you can see that bird is a clunker. Barry: From the look of the dome, it looks like it got clunked a few times too many. Rod: Hey, it was […]

  <A few hours later Rod returns> Rod: What a joke! Barry: What do you mean? Rod: Those reality shows are nothing of the sort! Chicks dodged me like I had the flu! Barry: Rod, I could have told you that. Rod: How come? Barry: You didn’t dress like a cop in the reality shows, […]