Rod: Hey, you did it last time! Barry: Oops! You are right. Sorry about that. Rod: But it would be a perfect IDIC….. Barry: Not really. It would have one thing that kept it from being perfect. Rod: And what is that , oh all knowing of the Universe? Barry: You would be in […]

  Rod: Mouseketeer eh? I guess that explains the ears. Barry: That is my headpiece. It helps me be one with the Mouse. Rod: Better be careful that you don’t become one with a mousetrap. Barry: Oh, unlearned one you do not understand. Rod: What’s to understand? You are running around with a kid’s toy […]

  Barry: Wait a minute…..let’s back up and take another look at this from the beginning. Rod: Mind if I keep looking for the island while we talk? Barry: Be my guest….now, we are looking for the island with two hot girls. Were they alone? Rod: No, they are there with five other people. Barry: […]

  Rod: Barry, you have to remember that Gomer Pyle was a comedy. G.I. Joe is a drama, so they go for a different look. Barry: I don’t know about that comedy part. When Sgt. Carter started yelling at Gomer, he was not going for laughs. Rod: No, you are missing the point. He yelled, […]

  Barry: There you go again! Rod: Hmmm……..I wonder where you can get one of those costumes, whatever Smurfs are. Barry: ROD! Rod: You say something? Barry: Yeah! I said there you go again!!! Rod: Hey, I’ve always liked females and human ones are so HOT! Barry: But do you have to go chasing after […]

  Rod: And what do you mean by that crack? Barry: There is no way our appearance isn’t conspicuous! Rod: Well, let’s look around at our surroundings……….check out the guy at the video table. Barry: He must be really searching intensely….look at all the wrinkles on his brow! Rod: Dummy! He’s a Klingon! Barry: Oh […]

  Rod: Just a few insect bites? Is that what Earth people call danger? Barry: People are in more danger making a horror movie than this! Rod: Heck, they are in more danger walking down a typical street. Barry: And people call this Earth show, Survivor. That other network’s show was more dangerous than this! […]

  Barry: If this costume is so cool, why didn’t you wear it? Rod: Not many people can pull off that costume. You look great! Barry: Nope….not buying that line, and I’m not going out like this. Forget it! Rod: Well…here. Try this costume. <Rod pulls out a box from the closet and hands it […]

  Barry: Knock you out??? Are you out of your intergalactic mind??? It has taken me days to wake you up. Rod: I know. It’s all your fault!! Barry: My fault? Slow down there, Rip Van Rod and let’s talk about this. Rod: What is there to talk about? You ruined my beautiful dream! Barry: […]

<A short while after the events above…> Barry: That’s what you get for basing what you think of Earth’s law enforcement from what you see on TV. Rod: But the shows seem so accurate about life on this planet, I thought they were correct about that. Barry: There you go with the “historical records” bit […]